iammantooth

"Africa, you did the damn thing!!"

how often do you go to a bar and see the signs for happy hour? OFTEN! but the true question is how often do you get to expirence the true benifits of the happy hour? does it really make you happy? is it just one hour? well mantooth feels your concerns and wants to help. he took time out of his busy schedule to find some answers to these important questions.
first of all happy hour lasts a lot longer then 1 hour. 2-5 in most cases. somtimes more, sometimes less. next, does it make you happy? let me ask you this.... does 10 beers for $15 dollars make you happy? well for mantooth it makes his teath shine. there are some unseen benifits as well, such as 40 year old strung out women giving you money to play steely dan on the junk box. happy hour makes mantooth happy.

mantooth eats fools

Sometimes you eat the bar...sometimes the bar eats you