iammantooth

in case you were wondering the toilet is filled with black liquid because snakes dont be yellow. they pee venom. and every one knows venom is black. if it aanit black its wack.
dont be wack

wont you come
so i know every one including justin timberlake and mandy more indulge on the shit i put on this thing
so i thought all you A-celebraties would like a self portrait of mantooth peeing. cheers

one day back when mantooth was just boytooth he was doing some work at olys house and he desperatly needed some music to help the construction of the green room go by better.

the only one home was olys roomate. the one the only the mucho bonita heather. she offered me some tunes to the degree of acdc.

i gladly accepted. she brought out a cd player and a cd. it was dirty deeds. she said it was her favorite. i said ok.

from that day on i have told myself i must have a girl like that. i will gladly put timber talk into timber walk for any lady that will play me some bon scott scrething, angus twanging, noise pollution. but it aint no fun waiting around to be a millionare so thats why i say Mr art vandely is one lucky dude. he is already rich.

so cheers to the enco girls. hannah bartie is awesome.

this is mantooths gift to the internet. with the addition of these photos the world wide web just got a whole lot better.

this is what you need to do

1. wish you lived in portland

2. wish you played or pretended to play a intrument

3. take pictures of yourself

4.drink some venom

5. blah blah blah

6.why do i have more hair on my left boob then my right boob? i mean pecktoral. and there super buff to. i can do like 50 sit ups. and i can kick your ass at a jumping jack contest. so what? pooppooopoopoopopopopopopoooopoooppooppoop

found these on the street
they must have fallen out of some
stock broakers briefcase as he was hurring
off to a important meeting with some
fancy client where he wiill use his
palm piolet as a vibrator
and then call his kids on his blackberry
and tell them he hates them.

snakeseatfools.blogspot.com

\bringing sexy back
almost like me and your mama
except that will never happen
not because she is not good enough for me
but because im not good enough for her.
drink it up boys.

if you want to know how to suck just read on.
browse through this large pile of shit.
use the down button or if you have one of those fancy mouses with the little spinning thing on it, just use that.
or if you would like to know how to become a poop face just like mantooth i will let you know.
suck
poop
pee
drink cheap venom
pretented you are doing something for a good reason
make crap
poop some more
pick popcorn out of your teeth
take pictures
put them on the computer
then write some words.
mostly when you are drunk and honest because who is honest when they are not drunk lets make pretend then fuck.

what inspires you?
dogs that can catch frisbees?
boobs?
wait. inspire what?
living?
moving?
getting out of bed?
hey i cant hear you, my dicks to big.

i mean small.

darn. i have a huge truck. its lifted.
got froading.

between the legs ....what krary

peter and amanda are very nice people. they drive far distances to make others happy.

o side to p town and then back down. too fast? yes. too good? yes.

love it or leave it

it had to be done


thanks guys


ENCO...STAY UP PLAYERS
I LOVE YOU.

here is a little tip. almost like trick tips. but for you high tech wanna bes out there.

first. use your left little finger and hold the button that says ctrl. it is located on the lower left corner of your keyboard

second. presss the button that says alt. use the ring finger on your left hand because this one is right next to the ctrl button.

third. you should be holding the buttons from step 1 and2 still and now for the grand finally...with your right hand, any finger will do, press the delete button. hip hip horray. you did it. now go brush your teath