Saturday, September 30, 2006

boxers or briefs????




i think i will select briefs. briefcase that is. it is not something i will support my junk with but it is something i will putt my junk in. girls get ready. here we come.
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Mantooth versus MLB







MLB? Mantooth has been there mantooth has done dat. as long as we refer to mlb as major league bitches. penate races hes wun division titles he accomplished. world seriezes hes concurred. all uv whut wuz just said is the most fabricated story of dhe year but on a true note. the 2006 SD Padres aka "da dads" just clinched a play off spot. Oliver, you going downskjd. Hanna Bartie, here we go. Dodger fans fuck off.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

8 inch rule

have you ever wanted to be the king of a castle?
have you ever wanted to have a pyrimid built for your lifeless body to rott away in?
have you ever wanted to rule?
if you answered yes to any of these, go see how many scolding axel nuts you can fit in your ass hole.

here is the only rule you need to know to rule your life.
the 8 inch rule. if your dick isnt 8 inches you need not apply.
just fucking with you.
the 8 inch rule is simple. the 8 inch rule is true.
right now,how far is the closest beer to you?
if it is less then 8 inches you rule
if it is more then 8 inches, you fail life, you failing blogging, you fail. you dont rule. go kill some bunnys.
art vandaley is some what responsible for the 8 inch rule. so do your self a favor and check his shit out. its undeer the bitches link.
dont sit, dont drull.
keep it 8 inches, you'll rule.






new socks




new socks are great, right? so very confortable.they make you feel like a kid going back to school. they leave your feet saying thank you...... they leave your feet saying wash all this fucking lint off of me. what the hell? why do new socks make your feet loook liike they have herpies? with all the technology in the world, why cant someone inventt the lintless sock. how are you gonna pull chicks with all this shit on your feet? where does it all go? does it pile up at the bottom of your sheets on your bed to form a giant new sock lint ball that someday is going to eat you?

here is mantooth. class of 2000. o yeah bitch face. el camino high school. oh yaah, just in case you were wondering, this guy is a college student. smoke footie. circa bootleg video 2024

Saturday, September 16, 2006

denise the piece


what a lovely photo. is it a mother and son vacation photo? nope. is it a younger brother and his older sister having some beach time photo? nope. is it a horney mother of 2 with a dude she meet while being completly intoxicated in catalina? yep. is the married friend of this lady giving some random guy a blowjob in the bathroom right now? yep. are these ladies kids no more then 10 feet away watching their drunk mom buy beers for a group of 6 dudes? yep. there is nothing like good parenting.

Saturday, September 02, 2006


this is a shout out to my peeps in this foto.

mr joe r prior. good fella. the r stands for radical. not ralph.

then there is this girl in the foto. i owe her a lot. and im not talking just about money. she has helped put the man in mantooth. thanks for putting up with me for as long as you did.





mason st. snakes hoodie. vista. last year. eyes shut.jake? Joy. mantooth. beard? coors full body. smoke footie.

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