iammantooth

i would write a caption for this photo but there is nothing i could say that his face doesn't. so i guess what you will get to read is a excerpt from mantooths thoughts...."electrical poles aren't really poles. they are huge trees with no leafs. they are the biggest trees around. all other real trees are dwarfs. but they do have leafs and they still have roots. but squirrels can still climb on electrical poles. i have seen it."

A wager has been set. the only question is can mantooth do it? $100 for not cutting the mantooth mane until NERDS GONE CORPORATE? stay tuned in to see. $100 buys a lot of beer.....

GIVE 'ER !!












the art of the beer shotgun is a lot like firing a real shotgun. it takes disipline, strength, and many hours of practice to master. mantooth is not the best beer shotguner you will ever meet. in fact he should have his hunting licence taken away. he gets more beer on his shirt then in his mouth. and he has a big mouth, you might say its man sized. if you could take all the beer that is wasted from poor shotgunning at any random frat party, you would be able to get the whole gama alpha gama house drunk. the point of the story is be careful out there. we dont need any more accidents like are good old vice president had.

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MANTOOTH has the latest center spread in Gluttons Digest for his self indulgence on his birthday.

so here is a bit of what mantooth has been up to in the few months of trying to better his pitiful life. fuck censorship. actually dont fuck censorship. or if you want you can. whatever dude...your busted.