iammantooth

mantooth wants you.
do you want mantooth?
he wants to turn sad into rad
do you want to turn sad into rad?
for a limited time mantooth is selling himself.
you tell him what you want and you got it.
do you want a briefcase full of mustard?
do you want original mantooth art?
your choice between drunk or sober art.
you got options.
and the best thing is, mantooth excepts all sorts of payment.
old socks, tree bark, BEER, home videos, whatever.
here is the addreess. send whatever you want and let mantooth know
what you want.
2020 sw salmon st. #105
portland OR 97205
just in case, mantooths shoe size is 9 and his favorite perfume is ck1.
lets do this.

drink it fom a can, a bottle, a pitcher. this one goes out to watson. your ass might be busted but you will always be a brother. scott wright has noting on the snakes, your definetly like a fine wine, you get better with age. the skating is tight but the person is tighter. im glad i got to grow up across the street from you. now go ice your balls. happy birthday.

dont be gellouse. if you were to drink mantooths piss out of a pickle jar you we get drunker then you have ever been in your life. if you just look at mantooth it would be like pouring tj finest tequila in your eyes. mantooth dosent sleep. mantooth passes out. a mometary rest for the rest of earth. go im yourself on myspace then go dump yourself.

consider it done johnny boy. the real qeustion is are you really gonna give me my monnnaaaa for not cutting this fucking rug on my naggin. see this photo... it was taken in triple digit haet. thats right i love heat and meat and triple digit and magnets that hold up pictures of apsalutely meaningless shit. j-rock claimed to be drunk since 84, and that is tight. manttoooth... drunk since '82. yoayooyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo what else do you want me to say? ok, i admit it, i got some news to tell the world. this is the offical press relese that lets all you magnum P.I. wanna bes that the snakes eat fools. if you dont belive me then google it. i triple dog dare you. and im totally being patric melcher right now.

hello out there. this is another adition of mantooooooth. if you think about it its real crazy how this whole inter demensional web shit works. its kind of like teenage mutane ninja turtles and the whole krane thing with toxic oooozzz and foot soldiers. i can take a picture of my ass right now and post it on this shit and in 2 seconds every one in the world can see my lame butt. so from this point on im going to take requests. you tell me what you want to see and i will produce. girls? i'll post um. dudes? i'll post um. midgets fingerboarding on the mega ramp? i'll post it. you tell me and cybeer time will take over. i defietly have nothing better to do, trust me im lame. ok now go doo your self a favor and shotgun a beer out of monsters sawed off.

dont act like a moose dont shit in the woods. whatever your a waste of life. i found this while working my fuck filled job at the airprot where i soon found taht i hate everyone. sure they gave me free flights to sd but what did that get me? only wanting to move backl home, only wanting to slither with the snakes more, only wanting to see my brothers go through high school with out being jock ass fuck face son of a bitches. yeah working 9;45 PM TO 8:30 AM SUCKS but it showed me that snakes eat fools....is mantooth a fool? when ios the last time you drank a beer and crushed the can on your head? thats what i thought. go join a frat and kill yourself you lonely ass meth smokin fart smelling sdsu going barney!

this photo has really no caption. what this photo is meant to do is make your imagination run wild. i know what i saw, what joe saw, what maygirl saw, what joy saw. wjat do you think we saw? boobies? noonies? both? you be the judge. this shit happens once in a life time and im glad i had my camera.

so you smoke the ganjah. real cool. you get high. you get ireeeee. you go to the green room. but when was the last time you got enlightenment:? NEVER! thats what i thought you cock smoking, wanna be hippie, smelling ass, berkinstock wearing, greatfuldead listening trolls. if you are alive in 2006 and are dumb enough to smoke weed then you probably listen to insane clown posse or the kotten mouth kings. therefor your life has no meaning and you should be sent to iraq and shoot. why dont you do your self a farvor and go for a long walk on a short dogs dick and inject a piosoness splinter in your butt hole.

so mantooth has been in ptown for a few months. do you think this stoped the camel cash collectioN? FUCK NO YOU CRACKED OUT HATERS! 1,668 is the number of c-notes that mantooooooth has got in his possession since leaving the fucked up high paced rich ass hummer driving botox injecting real estate rate race of southern california. in other words your pretty much as usefull as a broken guitar strign and mantoooth is so tigfht he might just run for president. fuck president, im goonnna be the ruler of earth. a wise alliean once told a good friend of min e the sicret of the universe, and that was the ingredients of ranch dressing. that man was johnhy joonnhy john mcguiere;ldksjhfkl;asjd;lfkja;l. i have no idea how to spell his mill- town, wanna be greek name but all i want you to know is he rules earth right now. if you win the lottery slash power ball, you might only have enough money to buy one fith of his awesomeness. point of the story, go give yourself a paper cut on your dick.

sepia... what the fuck does that mean? this is what it means to mantooth... go ride a b ike, be a fucktard, get dumped, be even more of a fucktard, fuck ridint=g a bbike, ride a hiuman, fuck riding a human, ride a skateboard that your friend gave you because your to poor to buy one, shred, shralp, gnar gnar,make a lame ass video with the only good shit being joe mother fucking prior, smoke sigs on the roof by yourself, wish you were in oside wish the padres would win, wish hannah bartie would call me and make me happy just to hear her awsome voice, wish i had 1000000000000 bbeeers in my fridge, fuck you if your reading this, all it is is trash, all mantooth is is trash, thanks for wasting time, thats what the www.fuckfuckfuckcukcfuckfuckfuckfuckfucklfuckfuckfucklfukcufklcjcufikfkaefhlkldjf;kajhdfg;kjj.com is for right?

he can dance better then you




he can take pictures of himself at sunrise better then you




he can have a beard better then you

go away right now. dont run. dont drive. dont even think about riding a horse. this is what your going to do. be a fucking dumb ass jerkface poo poo head, drink cans and cans of juice, and ride off into the sunset on a human. if you do this then maybe one day you could be a mantooth.

little girls sholudnt have tatoos, big noses, bushy eye brows, mustaches or glasses. and they definetly shouldnt be smoking.



mantooth boozing it up. shocking huh?



jp quote of the night. "im already part jewish, why do i need to wear this?"