iammantooth

go touch your halloweener

yo yo yo. im sponsered. i got a phat package today. oh ya 9 days bitches. boobies are definetly a love of mine. speaking of boobies, the reason mantooth is going to art school is going down tomorrow. nude (female)(boobies)(.)(.) figure drawing. the only thing i have to figure out is who the hell is this guy named art that every one is talking about.

mantooth 6 days in with some moose drull.


winning isnt everything, its the only thing
here are some ways you can be a winner.

1. go get a big mac, super size it, then go to your local skatepark and site on the deck of a ramp and let your feet dangle into the ramp. then stuff your face and vomit all over the flat bottom.

2.go buy a ford truck then go to work early and work late. only ford truck drivers know the real way to neglect their family because they are ford tough.

3.go vote. prop. 69 is trying to make fruit loops the national cereal. also on the ballat is the legilation that bans the term hella. if this passes and you are heard describing your northern california buds with this word you will be tied down and farted on by sick dogs.

4.change your clock. not back but move it forward an hour or even an hour and a half. dont let someone tell you what to do. i thought you were punk rock. you have a penis but you wear girls pants. you dont brush your hair. your crazy.

its starting to smell.
hows the myspase self taken photo?
the proper response would be dumb.

4 beers for day 4. mantooth got a b+ on his art history paper. that shit is tight if i dont say so myself. i thought for sure they would have kick mantooth ass out of school by now. go get a job.

day 3
mantooths sceaming mind has come up with the latest attempt to afford his snake venom habit....
mantooths moose shirt marathon
you can now be a part of the month long mayham right along side mantooth as he goes 30 days of wearing the same shirt. school, skating, bars, peeing and farting are all happening while wearing only this shirt. and now you can be a part of it. here is what you do.... make a pledge of any thing you want. $1 a day. $100 a day. a beer a day. what ever you want. and what you will get in return is something pricless....mantooth will wear a post-it note with any thing you want it to say on it, right on his shit next to the moose for one whole day. make it say your name. make it say boobs. make it say what ever the hell you want. or send mantooth a photo of yourself and he will put your face right there next to the moose. all this for one small pledge.your post it note or photo will even be featured on mantooths daily photo journal. so make your pledge today.
email questions to moose3382@hotmail.com
lets make it happen.

day 2 was great. the moose powers helped me do homework all fucking day long.

i hope all you out there like this shirt as much as mantooth because he has been challenged to wear it for 1 month straight. only removing it to bathe or bang. this was actually day 3 of wearing it but the first day of the challenge. rawr.

the moose antlers have been sharpened. the moose musk is stenching. the moose hair is shaggy.
the moose is complete.

aerosmith smealt it....that means they dealt it.

make some coffe, drink it, leave the cofee maker on, leave your house, slide down a grassy hill on some ice.

aerosmith smealt it....that means they dealt it.

make some coffe, drink it, leave the cofee maker on, leave your house, slide down a grassy hill on some ice.

joe raps





words would not do these photos justice. there is no way to describe what happened with this guy and this girl at this bar.


all im gonna say is she is missing a tooth.

here is your mission.

1. log into iammantooth
username: iamantooth
password: mantooth

2. post a blog on iammantooth with a photo of either...
a. your ass
b.your boobs
c. your girlfriends boobs

3.if i can guess within 24 hours of the posting who you are by the photo and caption, you owe me a 40.
if i cant guess i owe you a 40.

4. feel free to post as many times as you want. just remember that the penis goes in the vagina.

hmm, interesting...