iammantooth

well ladies and gentalmen it looks like mantooth had a pretty easy time with this challange. not only was it easy, it escalated mantooth into celebrity status. i heard he is going to have a signature shoe coming out from Pro-wing. so do your self a favor and pick up a copy of the sunday edition of the orgonian. thats right, all you have to do to get noticed in this god damn hippie town is wear a shirt with a moose on it for a month. imagine if i wore it for a year... i might become govoner. viva la hippieness/legalize it/why does it rain so much...to make somedank ass buds and fuckin shrooms/ peace and love to all

watch out. danger. beware. caution. hazard.
dont trip. dont forget. tie a string around your finger.
you will die. weather that will involv a giant hot dog is up to you.
for me....im prepared. i brushed my teeath, combed my hair, trimed my nails, q tiped my ears, old spiced my armpits, changed my underwear, put on fresh socks, had a cup of coffee and read my horoscope.

it said

today is the day.. your time is up.. your ship has come in and it is full of fireworks, set um off, spark it, literally light a fire.
see what happens. maybe it will involve a giant hotdog.

Polar bear vs slash(the real one not splash hansome)
godzilla vs carzilla
r2d2 pez despencer vs roccy and bulwinkel
robo cop vs walker texas ranger
andrea the giant vs mike v
moose vs mantooth
100% juice vs 100% juiced

look at mantooth. 19 hard days of looking completly knock down beautiful in the same shirt and still absalutely gorgous. the last 2 days have been some of his more productive days. they were spent hunched over in his bed puking his moose guts out into a bucket. if you have ever heard of the beer moose drull this is were it comes from. it is also the main ingrideant in moose tracks ice cream. so if your saying to yourself right now "damn this guy is sexy" you might be right. in fact after a recent independent survey you might be amoung the .00000003407 percentile who would love to spend a night cuddling with the moose antlers.

hey since all my cyber buddies are blowing it and dont keep up to the minute with the light speed of the techno plasam information highway, mantooth thought he would take a few days off to bask in the pouring rain of portland oregon. or maybe that is why mantoooth has become such a cybeer fuck. rain + college+ retardedness= gay out on the mac attack. at least mantooth dosent have to worry about what he is going to wear tomorrow.

yo im pooped




all my lov
my darling
i hunger for your touch
time goes by so slowly....

sorry no photo. i was to caught up in godfather 2. mike goes nuts. no ones safe, not even family.

the shirt has not left mantooths body for over 3 days. he no longer takes showers, he rubs up against pine trees. his hair is dreding. mantooth is one with the land. one with nature. one with your mom.