iammantooth

NERDS

do you want a good time?
do you want your world rocked?
do you want to see a donkey show?
well then go to tj and fuck yourself.



if you want to kick it with some cool girls
here are two that will be in your home town.
hang out
drink brew.
take photos.
pluck_it@hotmail.com

slap the taste out your own mouth
187 your own self
put your own nuts on your own tonsils
check your own self

well its summer time agian.
that special time that only comes but once a year.
what have you done to get the most out of this magical, enchanted time.
its time to get hot... flaming hot.
this is the face of a man who had a lot of whiskey the night before but not even being the second most drunk he has ever been could keep him from the DADS ARE RAD weekend
someone with the nickname OLDBALLS lives here.
the sunsets only once every 24 hours. thats only 364 times a year. the sun gets down alot actually.in fact it has got down 9215 times in my life. i wish i got down that much.
whats sad is that the seattle mairiners mascot is a moose. what the hell.
fuck mooses

have you ever been to margaritaville? if you have your mind might be blown away. you probably dont remember the soft white sand, the lushes palm trees, the exotic native woman wearing only cocanut shells. do you remember now?
well if you dont it most likely because you didnt meet the mayor of margaritavile. he is the one that turns the vivid imagry one man speaks and sings of into the realest reality you have ever expierienced. i met him. im still hung over.

he is so epic that he gave himself the name delisiuos

here is his brother wishing he was the mayor. what a buster

these guys heard saw and smelled. maybe felt and for sure tasted.

so mantooth made it into a gallery.
no not himself silly,
something he made.
it only got in because it was the tallest thing submitted.
go big or go home.
i think i want to go home.
the 19th sounds good.

"abrababbababarbabrbababrrbabrbrbaba"
(this is the letters used to spell the sound that is made when you do what peter is doing in this photo)



"hi im dumb. dont you want to talk to me? no? why? i love you though. it wont ever happen again. i swear. it meant nothing.
its not you its me."



"neiner neiner neiner you cant get me. im rubbeer your glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. im telling mom."

IM BACK BABY! WHAT A PIECE! ILIKE THAT!

in case you were wondering the toilet is filled with black liquid because snakes dont be yellow. they pee venom. and every one knows venom is black. if it aanit black its wack.
dont be wack

wont you come
so i know every one including justin timberlake and mandy more indulge on the shit i put on this thing
so i thought all you A-celebraties would like a self portrait of mantooth peeing. cheers

one day back when mantooth was just boytooth he was doing some work at olys house and he desperatly needed some music to help the construction of the green room go by better.

the only one home was olys roomate. the one the only the mucho bonita heather. she offered me some tunes to the degree of acdc.

i gladly accepted. she brought out a cd player and a cd. it was dirty deeds. she said it was her favorite. i said ok.

from that day on i have told myself i must have a girl like that. i will gladly put timber talk into timber walk for any lady that will play me some bon scott scrething, angus twanging, noise pollution. but it aint no fun waiting around to be a millionare so thats why i say Mr art vandely is one lucky dude. he is already rich.

so cheers to the enco girls. hannah bartie is awesome.