iammantooth

have you ever wanted to be the king of a castle?
have you ever wanted to have a pyrimid built for your lifeless body to rott away in?
have you ever wanted to rule?
if you answered yes to any of these, go see how many scolding axel nuts you can fit in your ass hole.

here is the only rule you need to know to rule your life.
the 8 inch rule. if your dick isnt 8 inches you need not apply.
just fucking with you.
the 8 inch rule is simple. the 8 inch rule is true.
right now,how far is the closest beer to you?
if it is less then 8 inches you rule
if it is more then 8 inches, you fail life, you failing blogging, you fail. you dont rule. go kill some bunnys.
art vandaley is some what responsible for the 8 inch rule. so do your self a favor and check his shit out. its undeer the bitches link.
dont sit, dont drull.
keep it 8 inches, you'll rule.