Friday, October 27, 2006

day 6

mantooth 6 days in with some moose drull.


winning isnt everything, its the only thing
here are some ways you can be a winner.

1. go get a big mac, super size it, then go to your local skatepark and site on the deck of a ramp and let your feet dangle into the ramp. then stuff your face and vomit all over the flat bottom.

2.go buy a ford truck then go to work early and work late. only ford truck drivers know the real way to neglect their family because they are ford tough.

3.go vote. prop. 69 is trying to make fruit loops the national cereal. also on the ballat is the legilation that bans the term hella. if this passes and you are heard describing your northern california buds with this word you will be tied down and farted on by sick dogs.

4.change your clock. not back but move it forward an hour or even an hour and a half. dont let someone tell you what to do. i thought you were punk rock. you have a penis but you wear girls pants. you dont brush your hair. your crazy.

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