Monday, April 17, 2006
FOR IMMEDIEATE RELEASE
April 17, 2006
2006
PENTATHALON
Oceanside vs. Encinitas
Since the beginning of time there has been territorial battles. Wars, corruption, chaos, suicide bombings, jihad gorilla attacks and much more have all been part of the never ending battle of home land pride. Today I am pleased to announce an event so magnificent that there finally may be an end to this neighboring city bickering over supremacy. This event has been established to put to rest the question of who is number one and who is just plane busted.
This will be a one day event with the date to be determined according to participants availability. There are five events: Badminton, Soccer, Dodge Ball, Horseshoes, and Karaoke. One point will be awarded to the winning team of each event. There will be Five players to a team. The official rules will be discussed during a meeting with both teams.
April 17, 2006
2006
PENTATHALON
Oceanside vs. Encinitas
Since the beginning of time there has been territorial battles. Wars, corruption, chaos, suicide bombings, jihad gorilla attacks and much more have all been part of the never ending battle of home land pride. Today I am pleased to announce an event so magnificent that there finally may be an end to this neighboring city bickering over supremacy. This event has been established to put to rest the question of who is number one and who is just plane busted.
This will be a one day event with the date to be determined according to participants availability. There are five events: Badminton, Soccer, Dodge Ball, Horseshoes, and Karaoke. One point will be awarded to the winning team of each event. There will be Five players to a team. The official rules will be discussed during a meeting with both teams.
// posted by hi mom @ 5:43 PM 
